{"product_id":"goat-simulator-the-card-game-2026-05-15","title":"GOAT SIMULATOR: THE CARD GAME [2026-05-15]","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Players: \u003c\/strong\u003e3-6\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlaying Time: \u003c\/strong\u003e20 Minutes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRecommended Ages: \u003c\/strong\u003e7+\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGoat Simulator is a fast-paced party card game where you draw goats, play goats, and battle other goats. Gear up your goats, sabotage your so-called “friends”, and unleash chaos so marvelous it’ll make even the most stoic goat bleat. Who needs friends anyway, when you have goats?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlayers draw and discard cards to equip their goats adding gear effects and points to their score. They also play Karma cards for extra powerful effects and earn bonus points if they finish a personal mission. The game ends when a player makes it to 10 Chaos points.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRules for a simpler kids version are included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mood Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52512626671903,"sku":"210000014138","price":34.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0881\/9956\/1503\/files\/zwuhvdifp5y5fk5ouioq.png?v=1777938558","url":"https:\/\/www.desertcitygamestcg.ca\/products\/goat-simulator-the-card-game-2026-05-15","provider":"Desert City Games","version":"1.0","type":"link"}